Jesus Pussy Riot Bus Stop Icons Miraculously Appear

Jesus Appeared to thousands of Muscovite's as a Pussy Riot member on signs across the city.

I ask why not? Jesus while she was in human form did her very best to overthrow and subvert the patriarchal orthodox church of her time, why shouldn't she continue that today?

St. Maria, Virgin, Drive away Putin
Drive away! Drive away Putin!
(end chorus)

Black robe, golden epaulettes
All parishioners are crawling and bowing
The ghost of freedom is in heaven
Gay pride sent to Siberia in chains

The head of the KGB is their chief saint
Leads protesters to prison under escort
In order not to offend the Holy
Women have to give birth and to love

Holy shit, shit, Lord's shit!
Holy shit, shit, Lord's shit!

St. Maria, Virgin, become a feminist
Become a feminist, Become a feminist
(end chorus)

Church praises the rotten dictators
The cross-bearer procession of black limousines
In school you are going to meet with a teacher-preacher
Go to class - bring him money!

Patriarch Gundyaev believes in Putin
Bitch, you better believed in God
Belt of the Virgin is no substitute for mass-meetings
In protest of our Ever-Virgin Mary!

St. Maria, Virgin, Drive away Putin
Drive away! Drive away Putin!
(end chorus)

The current religious demagogue in Russia who's title is ironically "patriarch" demanded an official investigation into the matter and as it turns out a artist actually posted those pictures.

They fined the artist 30 bucks for desecrating the bus stops.

Mean while Pussy Riot sits in jail awaiting Russian "Justice" for praying that There country be freed of the tyrannically oppressive Vladimir Putin before he starts world war three.

I also pray Jesus frees Russia of the Orthodox Church also.

There will be a benifit concert in Brooklyn NY on June 23 to support Pussy Riot. Its especially important now that they have been denied bail and must remain indefinitely in jail awaiting trial.


MadPriest said...

Jesus is a punk rocker

Kelli Busey said...

Amen pastor, amen.

JCF said...


Am sharing this story around.

[FYI, I think the icon shows the BVM as a Rioting Pussy, w/ Jesus in the center. The icon (apart from the Pussy Riot innovation) is known as "The Blessed Virgin of the Sign" (it's nickname is sometimes called "Porthole Mary"! ;-p)]